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meandmylittlevoices: alloutorg: URGENT: today in Russia, a...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 16:51:34 -0500

alloutorg:

URGENT: today in Russia, a terrible bill passed in the Russian parliament’s lower house that censors all things considered “gay”. It’s our local partners’ worst nightmare and we need your help.

This vote comes off the back of two brutal anti-gay murders in Russia, and the trial of a major LGBT rights organisation today.

Tell world leaders to STOP the crackdown, add your name:
www.allout.org/russia-attacks

REALLY IMPORTANT

Takes two seconds. Do it.

therothwoman: computerheroboy: Adult Swim making an unholy...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 16:47:59 -0500

therothwoman:

computerheroboy:

Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.

Huh. Well then.

Dude…

justin-john: wtfhistory: theshewomanboyhatersclub: jesuisuneet...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 16:46:09 -0500

justin-john:

wtfhistory:

theshewomanboyhatersclub:

jesuisuneetoile:

THIS IS MARRIAGE!!

Thats right!

Permission to be a bad ass. Nod.

He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”

Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes when it came to women. Spartan women were given these small knives so that if their husbands came home and tried to hit them or assault them, they had a weapon within reach. That weapon was for CUTTING THEIR HUSBANDS’ FUCKING FACES so that when he went out in public everyone would know he was an asshole, abusing jerkface and they would publicly shame him.

I DID NOT KNOW THAT THAT IS GREAT

LET’S JUST TALK ABOUT SPARTAN WOMEN FOR A SECOND.

In Sparta, women could own land and were considered citizens. THAT IS A HUGE BIG FUCKING DEAL. Why? Because that was RARE AS FUCK and there are lots of places TODAY where women don’t even get that much.

Divorce was totally fine, and a woman could expect to keep her own wealth and get custody of the kids because paternal lineage wasn’t very important. And it didn’t make her a pariah! She could totally remarry, no big deal at all.

Spartan women participated in some fuckin’ badass sporting events, too. And because they were expected to be as physically fit as the Spartan menfolk (who all had to serve compulsory military duties, btw, and couldn’t marry until they finished them at thirty) they didn’t have time for lots of swishy dresses. So they wore notoriously short skirts. According to some accounts, their thighs were visible at all times. HOLY SHIT.

Also, In Sparta men only got their names on their graves if they died in battle. And women? Women only got their names on their graves if they died in childbirth. THE SPARTANS COMPARED CHILDBIRTH TO FUCKING BATTLE AND IT WAS VIEWED AS A GODDAMN BADASS AND HONORABLE WAY TO GO OUT.

FUCKING SPARTAN WOMEN. THIS DUDE HAD FUCKIN’ BETTER MAKE SURE SHE’S COOL WITH WHATEVER HE’S DOING, IF HE KNOWS WHAT’S FUCKIN’ GOOD FOR HIM.

^^ I throughly enjoyed the history lesson dashed with the colorful adjectives.

justinborucki: Grab up this limited edition...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 16:44:58 -0500

justinborucki:

Grab up this limited edition print!

> shop.borucki.com

Portions of the proceeds will benefit Sandy relief organizations.

Claudio Sanchez

Coheed and Cambria rehearsing for the Neverender concert series. Orange County, New York – November 29, 2008

Have it and love it. So beautiful.

flawlesstrueperfection: if you never had to actually have your rights voted on because you always...

Mon, 27 May 2013 22:27:51 -0500

flawlesstrueperfection:

if you never had to actually have your rights voted on because you always had them by default i think it’s safe to say you can sit the fuck down

drarna: things that everyone can agree on the earth is round dinosaurs are sick as hell scrappy doo...

Mon, 27 May 2013 22:07:58 -0500

drarna:

things that everyone can agree on

the earth is round

dinosaurs are sick as hell

scrappy doo is the single most annoying character that has ever been conceived by the human imagination followed by caillou as a close second

The Caillou. I’m done, y’all.

Damn, I missed Tumblr.

Mon, 27 May 2013 22:04:12 -0500

I don’t know why I’ve been neglecting my blog so much.

Photo

Mon, 27 May 2013 22:03:28 -0500

Photo

Mon, 27 May 2013 21:57:10 -0500

suicidio-sorrisi: muffinisnotonfire: hi-im-meg-im-a-demon: elp...

Mon, 27 May 2013 21:46:02 -0500

suicidio-sorrisi:

muffinisnotonfire:

hi-im-meg-im-a-demon:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

i-m-just-another-stolen-relic:

potatinator:

sarcastic-asexual-kanaya:

airred:

bottombitchstrider:

auhren:

fapitalism:

The Titanic theme played on the recorder.

here’s a picture of drool on my tablet from me laughing so hard

I AM ACTUALLY CRYING FROM LAUGHING

hgjdksghbda

My grandma just came into my room and asked if i was ok she thought i was in pain or something but NO THATS NOT IT IM LAUGHING SO GODDAMN HAR DJESUS FUCKIFNG CRHISFT

MY DOG IS BARKING AT IT OMG

OMFG I WAS LISETING TO THIS I COULDN’T FEEL MY SIDES, THEN I SEEN THE PICTURE OF THE DROOL AND ROLLED OFF MY BED I CANT!!!

MY HALLMATES ARE TEXTING ME TO SHUT UP BECAUSE IT’S 2 AM AND THEY HAVE A FINAL TOMORROW BUT I CAN’T STOP HELP ME

Things were going so well, then I got smack in the face with a pile of “What the ever loving f***?!?!?”

WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS?!?!?!? IM CRYING

IM CRYING OH GOD

tekena: * African American Sabbath. Thank you very much...

Mon, 27 May 2013 21:40:29 -0500

tekena:

* African American Sabbath. Thank you very much .

keepin it PC

heirofmedusa: No I Don’t Want to Reblog as a Fucking Link: The Musical

Mon, 27 May 2013 21:39:35 -0500

heirofmedusa:

No I Don’t Want to Reblog as a Fucking Link: The Musical

moltres: overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely...

Mon, 27 May 2013 21:37:39 -0500

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

flyingmintbunneh: slenclerman: yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty...

Mon, 27 May 2013 21:36:30 -0500

flyingmintbunneh:

slenclerman:

yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha

raelynnannette: shmoya: lizzlemcguizzle: i take you to the...

Mon, 27 May 2013 21:36:18 -0500

raelynnannette:

shmoya:

lizzlemcguizzle:

i take you to the candy shop

HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAH

I LOST IT

there are tears…

on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 20:58:49 -0500

on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine

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Sun, 21 Apr 2013 21:52:21 -0500

today-im-obsessed: Tegan and Sara - Goodbye, Goodbye Enjoy in...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 19:38:44 -0500

today-im-obsessed:

Tegan and Sara - Goodbye, Goodbye

Enjoy in HD.

The jam of all jams on Heartthrob. Shit I love this song.

sexxxisbeautiful: bana05: soambitchous: “When you say “no,”...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 19:36:35 -0500

sexxxisbeautiful:

bana05:

soambitchous:

“When you say “no,” and you mean “no,” and the other person, regardless of whether it’s in a situation where somebody wants to attack you or a situation where somebody wants to change your opinion…

When you say no, and the other person continues, you should think immediately — not “how do I make it nice, how do I make it better” — but immediately think why is this person trying to control me because “no” is a complete sentence.”

Oh Em Gee. I needed this today!

Wisdom.

Yes!

deerpong: if you close your eyes in front of a bathroom mirror and you whisper “420” three times...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 21:24:30 -0500

deerpong:

if you close your eyes in front of a bathroom mirror and you whisper “420” three times your dealer appears in front of you with his dankest nugs available